youre so gay ponies are for little girls
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Yeah, so I got bored last night and then the next thing I knew everything about my new computer was ponies. Everything.
Kirby: Man it's not common
Kirby: But every now and then
Kirby: Just every now and then
Kirby: My Y chromisome jumps out of the bushes where it hides most of the time and is like
Kirby: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIIINNNNNG
Kirby: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Kirby: WHAT IS THIS
Kirby: WHAT
Kirby: IS
Kirby: THIS
Kirby: SHIT
Kirby: HOW OLD ARE YOU
Kirby: WHAT GENDER EVEN ARE YOU
Kirby: "I PRINCESS CELESTIA DECREE THAT THE UNICORN TWILIGHT SPARKLE"
Kirby: STOP THERE
Kirby: STOP RIGHT THERE
Kirby: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING WITH THAT GIDDY SMILE ON YOUR FACE
Kirby: WHERE OH WHERE HAVE YOUR BALLS GONE
Kirby: STOP
Kirby: CEASE AND DESIST
Kirby: YOU WILL WATCH SOMETHING ELSE RIGHT NOW
Kirby: HOUSE
Kirby: DEXTER
Kirby: FOOTBALL
Kirby: ANYTHING BUT THIS
Kirby: And then by that point the show is over and the theme song is playing
Kirby: So what do I do?
Kirby: I crank the volume up as high as it will go on my sexy sound system and let the magic of friendship shake the entire apartment building.
Kirby: And that agitated voice of manliness is blown SKY FUCKING HIGH
Kirby: Banished for another thousand years like Discord.
Joss: jesus fucking christ kirby
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And thus my friend’s idea to watch every Disney movie ever proved to be worth my time.
#ollies outie
My brain is totally shot were those commissioned by you or did they want them from you? Either way they're cool. If you are the artist nice job. ~ Kyle
I drew the ponies, yes. Anything that I myself draw, I tag with #My Art. =)
Some commissioned drawings from the author of Techorse. When he posts his short story, I’ll put up the cover art these are for and link to it.
Thankfully my friends have a good sense of humor when my boredom reaches the red zone
Kirby Fokson: ur dumb
Clay Swanlund: no u
Kirby Fokson: u
Clay Swanlund: ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Kirby Fokson: u x infinity
Clay Swanlund: u x infinity +2
Kirby Fokson: u to the power of infinity
Clay Swanlund: u to the power of infinity + infinity squared
Kirby Fokson: ...
Clay Swanlund: i just mathed your ass
Kirby Fokson: u to the quadralateral sub-vector of infinity cubed
Clay Swanlund: oh fuck off
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So my buddy reblogged something and then asked me to voice it. So I did.
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I found this gathering dust in an old abandoned folder of mine from ages past. Thought you might get a kick out of it.
Joss: kirby made me hate Phoenix Wright less
Joss: i just don't enjoy playing it alone though
Joss: i prefer playing it with him
Joss: especially because of the commentary
Joss: "OBJECT" "With what?" "With this!" "Why?!" "BECAUSE...." "BECAUSE IT'S ALL BULLSHIT THAT'S WHY." "YES, THANK YOU."
Joss: and then he does accents and shit and it's just
Joss: so great playing things with him
Joss: if i was on my own playing it i would have just gotten bored
Jazz: honestly i'm probably not as much fun as him
Jazz: > hideous laughter
> call everybody gay
Jazz: that's me right there
Joss: your hideous laughter would prompt me to hideously laugh with you
Jazz: UHEUHEUEHEUEHUEHEUE
Jazz: ^ us
Joss: and then we'd yell for phoenix and edgeworth to just MAKE OUT ALREADY JESUS DICKING CHRIST
Joss: if there was ever a spades relationship before homestuck it is phoenix <3< edgeworth
Joss: everything i touch turns to shipping
Joss: what do i do
Jazz: i can't help you i have the same problem
---== Meanwhile, in Phoenix Wright ==---
White: I am abso-POSI-lutely FANTABULOUS!
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
Judge: On what grounds?
Phoenix: Because this is bullshit and COMPLETELY HOMO!
Judge: Overruled. =\
Edgeworth: Actually, for once I agree with Mr. Wright.
Judge: Mr. Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: Seriously if this guy makes up one more word I'm going to FLIP my SHIT.
Phoenix: Fuck yes!
Both: *brofist* <>
Bad liar?
Kirby Fokson: So tell me bro
Kirby Fokson: If I theoretically happened to somehow happen upon a certain keyring device that sort of happened to somewhat look like something distantly related to something like Okami
Kirby Fokson: Would you like it?
Kirby Fokson: Theoretically?
Kirby Fokson: ... (That was the longest line of bullshit I have ever crammed into one sentence, and I love it.)
Joss Joyal: i would want it and anything like it
Joss Joyal: i am a hopeless fag for anything Okami related
Joss Joyal: which is why i was a dumb turd and bought Okamiden
Kirby Fokson: Okay I will keep that in mind if I ever happen upon one in passing by crazy random happenstance somehow someday.
Joss Joyal: did you know that you are really bad at lying
Kirby Fokson: I have no idea what it is that you may or may not be talking about at this given time in any way shape or form.
Another villain, this time something COMPLETELY different.
I have seen many people attempt to draw humans in the MLP style, and with respect and humility, I feel that no one does it right. This is my best shot so far.
As always, link to the story: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/13901/Techorse
